unknown911's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[R-Evolution]

Awesome.

That's awesome.

For those wondering where the dinosaurs are, you should read a bit more, because the human genome doesn't descent from dinosaurs. Besides, if it wasn't about the evolution of man, there aren't birds being shown either.

[4 Swords Misadventures 6]

Really?

Chuck Norris jokes? Seriously?

[A Very PS3 Christmas]

Um...

Having half your script be swear words doesn't make your short automatically funny.

[Awesome Center Redux]

P R I C E L E S S

The face after the chick on the bike says 'Let me assist you, Doctor' IS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD.

[Hydroelectric Documentary]

Great

Hydroelectricity! Yipee!

For the people who aren't still convinced because of the lack of CONS in this documentary, well, the only CON that's really "major" is the destruction of a portion of a habitat from the creation of reservoirs, but seriously, the little destruction it creates (read: it actually floods a region, which can become a wetland, which isn't a bad thing in itself), more than enough balances out the benefits of this power source. I prefer altering a portion of a habitat for 100% clean energy rather than destroying our atmosphere and ozone with fossil fuel plants.

[Doody The Clown]

Uhm

Oh my god, I feel retarded.

[The Pen is Mightier...]

Wait, what?

Alright alright, I get it. The whole message, bla bla bla, it's really good and all, but let's get down to the basics. This is basically a very shabby lesson about creating art (yawn, been there, nothing new).

The concept is quite weak, it's just a spinning bullet rythmically sound to the music, a very overrused tune if you want to know. It's very cliché, there's no much eye candy, and most of the animation is repeated in loops, so I don't see where the real effort is, it pretty much ends at the moment you've seen the 4-5 frames that constitute most of your animation clips. It was too long for nothing, the little punch at the end didn't make ME laugh, or smirk, at all. I was hoping something either funny, or exceptionally thought out. A bullet travelling with the most popular classical music isn't something I call original, deep, or though-out. Sorry, but this doesn't deserve to be that high up in NG, most people that vote here are either on crack or just plain crazy, really.

[Madness Inundation]

YAWN

YET ANOTHER OVERRATED madness movie. Same old, same old. PLEASE, MOVE ON.

[Lolcat History (Part 1/6)]

Go back to the storyboard

This movie was really boring.
It had interminable scenes that were stretching for wayyy too long, I was sighing half the time because the jokes took forever to come in. We didn't need 5 different views of the monorail cat to understand it, and "Orion" has the dullest and most "I don't give a fuck" voice I've heard :\ It's really depressing lol... All this movie could've been resumed in 1 sentence: Orion isn't a LOLcat yet, he goes to the lolcat council to get his title, and the council dies for some reason, wow, that's one punch you've got there!!! :\

[Freezepop's JEM!]

Ha!

I think someone's trying to become an internet phenomenon :p